"Whoa!"
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Slowly opening your eyes, you take a few seconds to adjust to the brightness of the day. The sun burns down onto your already pounding head.

You don't remember a thing. The last memory you have is patting your buddy Garry on the back at his bachelor party and slipping the stripper a fiver.

You take a look around...There seems to be some sort of track leading off into the distance...and a lot of trees and grass.

It's all very strange... 

You suddenly realise you're looking at a rather large television, sitting in the middle of nowhere.

It's quite possibly the biggest you've ever seen. Even bigger than the one Ricky's rich Uncle has.

Taking a look in the chest, you find a minecart.

"Bugger it", you think to yourself as you hop in. The fresh air will do you some good.